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Greetings and Salutations!
For those emerging into their first experience of collective mind or actually enlightenment of the smaller self to awareness of greater self, I offer this brief parody:
"Thank you for flying Enlightenment Airways, please ditch all baggage from your overhead compartment and check to make sure your seat is no longer in the uptight position.
We will be flying at the most extreme attitudes possible and at the speed of thought. We will be arriving at our destination.... NOW!
Thank you for flying Enlightenment Airways.
You may now turn your cellular kundalini back on. Please watch your step while exiting this plane of existence and we hope you enjoy your stay here in the Dense And Material Universe (DAM U). Please remember to not be offended by anything you may percieve here as all is Maya and illusion. Do not worry. Be at Peace. Your soul is safely tucked away under the wing of God/Goddess (Does that make it the armpit?) and you have no need to fear of ever losing your identity should some one or other come to you and claim that "You will be absorbed!" You already have, there is no "other."
Should you wish to reclaim any baggage please proceed to the lower levels and wait for the revolving karmic wheel. No ticket is required, your shit will come back to you... no one else wants it.
Feel free to help others by helping yourself at any of our self-help service centers along the way.
(Your results may vary, and objects in the rear view mirror may appear seperate from who you really are.)
Should you choose the Bodhisattva path, please check in with our desk clerk and ask about our First Class frequent darhma been-there-done-that-flyer plan.
(Offer not good with any other promotional materialistic crap.)
We've enjoyed having you as our passing/messenger and we hope you will fly with us again.
Thank you for choosing Enlightenment Airways.
Have a nice life.
Now get out! ... and Please, come again!"
THE FOLLOWING IS A PRE-PAID, NON-POLITICAL, SELF-SUSTAINING, COMPLETE LIFE MANUAL, OPERERATOR'S INSTRUCITONS DOWNLOAD, ONE EACH:
" The greatest secret is that we are all One.
Understand oneness, and you will have mastered Life.
Experience the one, and all questions are answered.
Live as one, and you will have attained the highest goal...
{ ( *B*E*I*N*G* ) } " :)
-Elonifer Skyhawk
For those emerging into their first experience of collective mind or actually enlightenment of the smaller self to awareness of greater self, I offer this brief parody:
"Thank you for flying Enlightenment Airways, please ditch all baggage from your overhead compartment and check to make sure your seat is no longer in the uptight position.
We will be flying at the most extreme attitudes possible and at the speed of thought. We will be arriving at our destination.... NOW!
Thank you for flying Enlightenment Airways.
You may now turn your cellular kundalini back on. Please watch your step while exiting this plane of existence and we hope you enjoy your stay here in the Dense And Material Universe (DAM U). Please remember to not be offended by anything you may percieve here as all is Maya and illusion. Do not worry. Be at Peace. Your soul is safely tucked away under the wing of God/Goddess (Does that make it the armpit?) and you have no need to fear of ever losing your identity should some one or other come to you and claim that "You will be absorbed!" You already have, there is no "other."
Should you wish to reclaim any baggage please proceed to the lower levels and wait for the revolving karmic wheel. No ticket is required, your shit will come back to you... no one else wants it.
Feel free to help others by helping yourself at any of our self-help service centers along the way.
(Your results may vary, and objects in the rear view mirror may appear seperate from who you really are.)
Should you choose the Bodhisattva path, please check in with our desk clerk and ask about our First Class frequent darhma been-there-done-that-flyer plan.
(Offer not good with any other promotional materialistic crap.)
We've enjoyed having you as our passing/messenger and we hope you will fly with us again.
Thank you for choosing Enlightenment Airways.
Have a nice life.
Now get out! ... and Please, come again!"
THE FOLLOWING IS A PRE-PAID, NON-POLITICAL, SELF-SUSTAINING, COMPLETE LIFE MANUAL, OPERERATOR'S INSTRUCITONS DOWNLOAD, ONE EACH:
" The greatest secret is that we are all One.
Understand oneness, and you will have mastered Life.
Experience the one, and all questions are answered.
Live as one, and you will have attained the highest goal...
{ ( *B*E*I*N*G* ) } " :)
-Elonifer Skyhawk
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